Battle Archive

FOREST PRISON FUCKERY

Jim vs ...A warm gun vs Dil_Pascana vs copper_head_road vs Tobiwon vs Nui

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Battle archiveParse #1Recorded resignationWin by resignationfinal stats readyUpdated 7/14/2026, 5:35:11 AM

Live Duration

35m 50s

Pulse Window

Opening pulse

Event Families

Chat Signals

Parse Iterations

Recent Attempts

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Battle Matrix

Live Activity Lanes

This is the premium live read: who is more active, how the pulse is growing, which signals are lighting up, and where the fog still hides the battlefield.

16 event families tracked13 live chat signalsscores darkachievement shell only

Activity lane

Jim

Franks1054 RM95, 130

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail8 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

8 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

...A warm gun

Huns1195 RM138, 108

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail14 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

14 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Dil_Pascana

Celts1275 RM118, 96

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail19 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

19 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

copper_head_road

Koreans1263 RM95, 109

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail8 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

8 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Tobiwon

Mongols1060 RM142, 133

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail16 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

16 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Nui

Celts1462 RM117, 144

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail22 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

22 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Spectator Mode

Pulse Board

Current winner signal

copper_head_road

Disconnect alarm

Quiet

Postgame visibility

Dark

Completed flag

Seen

Live scores

Fog of war

Achievement blocks

Shell only

The page is following the replay as a stream of watcher pulses. Right now it can confidently show duration growth, player identity, EAPM drift, event-family coverage, chat signals, and parser state. Final-style scoreboards only unlock once HD starts surfacing them or the closing replay lands.

Overview

Live Match Summary

Session Key: MP Replay v5.8 @2026.06.30 002319 (1).aoe2record
Live State: Battle archive
Current Winner Signal: copper_head_road
Victory Hint: Locked by recorded resignation
Map: FOREST PRISON FUCKERY
Map Size: giant
Game Version: HD
Game Type: HD match (VER 9.4)
Duration: 35m 50s
Played On: 7/14/2026, 5:35:09 AM
Latest Pulse: 7/14/2026, 5:35:11 AM
Uploader: JimSteam linked
Lobby Name: Forest Prison Fuckery
Match ID: 5c9b357d-4f6d-f541-b8f0-f89052743155
Replay File: MP Replay v5.8 @2026.06.30 002319 (1).aoe2record
Replay Hash: 1c9447fce357829570e8

Roster

Players

Jim

trailing signal

Franks

Steam ID: 76561198166409520
RM Rating: 1054
DM Rating: 1671
Current EAPM: 8
Peak EAPM: 8
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 95, 130
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

...A warm gun

winner signal

Huns

Steam ID: 76561199122596275
RM Rating: 1195
DM Rating: 1602
Current EAPM: 14
Peak EAPM: 14
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 138, 108
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Dil_Pascana

winner signal

Celts

Steam ID: 76561198902468398
RM Rating: 1275
DM Rating: 1553
Current EAPM: 19
Peak EAPM: 19
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 118, 96
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

copper_head_road

winner signal

Koreans

Steam ID: 76561198378448332
RM Rating: 1263
DM Rating: 1632
Current EAPM: 8
Peak EAPM: 8
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 95, 109
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Tobiwon

trailing signal

Mongols

Steam ID: 76561198343257028
RM Rating: 1060
DM Rating: 1498
Current EAPM: 16
Peak EAPM: 16
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 142, 133
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Nui

trailing signal

Celts

Steam ID: 76561198352976868
RM Rating: 1462
DM Rating: 1574
Current EAPM: 22
Peak EAPM: 22
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 117, 144
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Iterations

Pulse Timeline

Final capture

watcher_finalRecorded resignation35m 50s16 event families13 chat signals1c9447fce357

7/14/2026, 5:35:11 AM

winner copper_head_road

Jim · 8 EAPM · score dark

...A warm gun · 14 EAPM · score dark

Dil_Pascana · 19 EAPM · score dark

copper_head_road · 8 EAPM · score dark

Tobiwon · 16 EAPM · score dark

Nui · 22 EAPM · score dark

Truth Boundary

Fog Of War

Live score snapshots are not present in the current watcher-live rows yet, so this page cannot show a true score lead during play.

HD surfaced the achievement shell for this replay, but the actual military, economy, technology, and society values stayed empty, so richer stat rails remain dark.

The final winner is already locked by a recorded resignation signal, even though HD never surfaced a full postgame scoreboard block for this replay.

Telemetry

Parse Signals

Settings

type: TurboRandom9
speed: fast
cheats: No
difficulty: standard
lock teams: Yes
population limit: 500
map reveal choice: normal

Chat Preview

lobbymessage

copper - why are you trying to kill me tonight!

lobbymessage

??? when??

gamemessage35m 34s

gamemessage35m 35s

re?

Event Types

de_queuemoveorderbuildgather_pointdeleteresearchgamespecialungarrisonsellbuyflareback_to_worktown_bellresign

Key Events JSON

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Map JSON

{
  "name": "FOREST PRISON FUCKERY",
  "size": "giant"
}

Trail

Parse Attempts

MP Replay v5.8 @2026.06.30 002319 (1).aoe2record

Replay final refreshed with clearer completion metadata.

duplicate final refreshed

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Battle Archive

Battle Archive

FOREST PRISON FUCKERY

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