Battle Archive

FOREST PRISON FUCKERY

Jim vs copper_head_road vs ...A warm gun vs Tobiwon vs Manurewa vs JakeTheSnake vs prosdestroyer vs Rick

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Battle archiveParse #1Recorded resignationWin by resignationfinal stats readyUpdated 7/14/2026, 5:35:06 AM

Live Duration

22m 34s

Pulse Window

Opening pulse

Event Families

Chat Signals

Parse Iterations

Recent Attempts

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Battle Matrix

Live Activity Lanes

This is the premium live read: who is more active, how the pulse is growing, which signals are lighting up, and where the fog still hides the battlefield.

14 event families tracked30 live chat signalsscores darkachievement shell only

Activity lane

Jim

Incas1048 RM140, 128

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail6 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

6 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

copper_head_road

Celts1257 RM127, 142

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail9 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

9 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

...A warm gun

Huns1201 RM114, 99

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail10 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

10 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Tobiwon

Mongols1054 RM141, 113

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail10 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

10 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Manurewa

Incas1236 RM101, 109

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail1 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

1 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

JakeTheSnake

Teutons1094 RM129, 98

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail5 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

5 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

prosdestroyer

Persians1366 RM101, 124

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail8 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

8 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Rick

Koreans912 RM112, 137

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail10 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

10 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Spectator Mode

Pulse Board

Current winner signal

Rick

Disconnect alarm

Quiet

Postgame visibility

Dark

Completed flag

Seen

Live scores

Fog of war

Achievement blocks

Shell only

The page is following the replay as a stream of watcher pulses. Right now it can confidently show duration growth, player identity, EAPM drift, event-family coverage, chat signals, and parser state. Final-style scoreboards only unlock once HD starts surfacing them or the closing replay lands.

Overview

Live Match Summary

Session Key: MP Replay v5.8 @2026.06.30 000500 (1).aoe2record
Live State: Battle archive
Current Winner Signal: Rick
Victory Hint: Locked by recorded resignation
Map: FOREST PRISON FUCKERY
Map Size: giant
Game Version: HD
Game Type: HD match (VER 9.4)
Duration: 22m 34s
Played On: 7/14/2026, 5:35:04 AM
Latest Pulse: 7/14/2026, 5:35:06 AM
Uploader: JimSteam linked
Lobby Name: Forest Prison Fuckery
Match ID: fe70d2e6-422c-0c46-b90b-70407d37f077
Replay File: MP Replay v5.8 @2026.06.30 000500 (1).aoe2record
Replay Hash: 717c82ec16c649c82b0f

Roster

Players

Jim

winner signal

Incas

Steam ID: 76561198166409520
RM Rating: 1048
DM Rating: 1671
Current EAPM: 6
Peak EAPM: 6
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 140, 128
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

copper_head_road

winner signal

Celts

Steam ID: 76561198378448332
RM Rating: 1257
DM Rating: 1632
Current EAPM: 9
Peak EAPM: 9
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 127, 142
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

...A warm gun

trailing signal

Huns

Steam ID: 76561199122596275
RM Rating: 1201
DM Rating: 1602
Current EAPM: 10
Peak EAPM: 10
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 114, 99
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Tobiwon

winner signal

Mongols

Steam ID: 76561198343257028
RM Rating: 1054
DM Rating: 1498
Current EAPM: 10
Peak EAPM: 10
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 141, 113
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Manurewa

trailing signal

Incas

Steam ID: 76561198078661077
RM Rating: 1236
DM Rating: 1519
Current EAPM: 1
Peak EAPM: 1
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 101, 109
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

JakeTheSnake

trailing signal

Teutons

Steam ID: 76561198051612597
RM Rating: 1094
DM Rating: 1477
Current EAPM: 5
Peak EAPM: 5
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 129, 98
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

prosdestroyer

trailing signal

Persians

Steam ID: 76561198034359377
RM Rating: 1366
DM Rating: 1544
Current EAPM: 8
Peak EAPM: 8
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 101, 124
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Rick

winner signal

Koreans

Steam ID: 76561198216610161
RM Rating: 912
DM Rating: 1601
Current EAPM: 10
Peak EAPM: 10
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 112, 137
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Iterations

Pulse Timeline

Final capture

watcher_finalRecorded resignation22m 34s14 event families30 chat signals717c82ec16c6

7/14/2026, 5:35:06 AM

winner Rick

Jim · 6 EAPM · score dark

copper_head_road · 9 EAPM · score dark

...A warm gun · 10 EAPM · score dark

Tobiwon · 10 EAPM · score dark

Manurewa · 1 EAPM · score dark

JakeTheSnake · 5 EAPM · score dark

prosdestroyer · 8 EAPM · score dark

Rick · 10 EAPM · score dark

Truth Boundary

Fog Of War

Live score snapshots are not present in the current watcher-live rows yet, so this page cannot show a true score lead during play.

HD surfaced the achievement shell for this replay, but the actual military, economy, technology, and society values stayed empty, so richer stat rails remain dark.

The final winner is already locked by a recorded resignation signal, even though HD never surfaced a full postgame scoreboard block for this replay.

Telemetry

Parse Signals

Settings

type: TurboRandom9
speed: fast
cheats: No
difficulty: standard
lock teams: Yes
population limit: 500
map reveal choice: normal

Chat Preview

lobbymessage

copper - join me?

lobbymessage

gl and hf

gamemessage13m 32s

nice

Event Types

de_queueordermovegather_pointbuildresearchgamedeletesellbuyspecialwallresignungarrison

Key Events JSON

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Map JSON

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MP Replay v5.8 @2026.06.30 000500 (1).aoe2record

Replay final refreshed with clearer completion metadata.

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MP Replay v5.8 @2026.06.30 000500 (1).aoe2record

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