Battle Archive

BAMBOO NOTHING - SCORPYON

copper_head_road vs Jim vs Tobiwon vs JakeTheSnake vs YELLOWJACKET vs nbotan vs Netnogus vs CRAZY_ALLOWED

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Battle archiveParse #1Recorded resignationWin by resignationfinal stats readyUpdated 7/14/2026, 5:11:22 AM

Live Duration

45m 48s

Pulse Window

Opening pulse

Event Families

Chat Signals

Parse Iterations

Recent Attempts

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Battle Matrix

Live Activity Lanes

This is the premium live read: who is more active, how the pulse is growing, which signals are lighting up, and where the fog still hides the battlefield.

16 event families tracked38 live chat signalsscores darkachievement shell only

Activity lane

copper_head_road

Britons1320 RM33, 105

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail11 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

11 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Jim

Khmer1020 RM190, 69

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail8 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

8 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Tobiwon

Persians1158 RM191, 137

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail15 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

15 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

JakeTheSnake

Britons1046 RM21, 174

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail18 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

18 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

YELLOWJACKET

Mayans882 RM171, 193

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail12 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

12 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

nbotan

Portuguese1165 RM62, 14

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail12 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

12 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Netnogus

Spanish1328 RM105, 212

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail28 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

28 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

CRAZY_ALLOWED

Spanish1554 RM138, 31

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail29 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

29 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Spectator Mode

Pulse Board

Current winner signal

CRAZY_ALLOWED

Disconnect alarm

Quiet

Postgame visibility

Dark

Completed flag

Seen

Live scores

Fog of war

Achievement blocks

Shell only

The page is following the replay as a stream of watcher pulses. Right now it can confidently show duration growth, player identity, EAPM drift, event-family coverage, chat signals, and parser state. Final-style scoreboards only unlock once HD starts surfacing them or the closing replay lands.

Overview

Live Match Summary

Session Key: MP Replay v5.8 @2026.04.23 231935 (2).aoe2record
Live State: Battle archive
Current Winner Signal: CRAZY_ALLOWED
Victory Hint: Locked by recorded resignation
Map: BAMBOO NOTHING - SCORPYON
Map Size: giant
Game Version: HD
Game Type: HD match (VER 9.4)
Duration: 45m 48s
Played On: 7/14/2026, 5:11:20 AM
Latest Pulse: 7/14/2026, 5:11:22 AM
Uploader: JimSteam linked
Lobby Name: Bamboo no seige civs
Match ID: 139f102c-475d-5949-835b-35a947ec7346
Replay File: MP Replay v5.8 @2026.04.23 231935 (2).aoe2record
Replay Hash: 07f0f16cd9c33731f9f4

Roster

Players

copper_head_road

winner signal

Britons

Steam ID: 76561198378448332
RM Rating: 1320
DM Rating: 1632
Current EAPM: 11
Peak EAPM: 11
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 33, 105
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Jim

winner signal

Khmer

Steam ID: 76561198166409520
RM Rating: 1020
DM Rating: 1671
Current EAPM: 8
Peak EAPM: 8
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 190, 69
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Tobiwon

trailing signal

Persians

Steam ID: 76561198343257028
RM Rating: 1158
DM Rating: 1541
Current EAPM: 15
Peak EAPM: 15
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 191, 137
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

JakeTheSnake

trailing signal

Britons

Steam ID: 76561198051612597
RM Rating: 1046
DM Rating: 1481
Current EAPM: 18
Peak EAPM: 18
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 21, 174
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

YELLOWJACKET

trailing signal

Mayans

Steam ID: 76561199038985904
RM Rating: 882
DM Rating: 1281
Current EAPM: 12
Peak EAPM: 12
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 171, 193
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

nbotan

winner signal

Portuguese

Steam ID: 76561198075204222
RM Rating: 1165
DM Rating: 1600
Current EAPM: 12
Peak EAPM: 12
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 62, 14
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Netnogus

trailing signal

Spanish

Steam ID: 76561198072460237
RM Rating: 1328
DM Rating: 1590
Current EAPM: 28
Peak EAPM: 28
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 105, 212
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

CRAZY_ALLOWED

winner signal

Spanish

Steam ID: 76561198989709199
RM Rating: 1554
DM Rating: 1622
Current EAPM: 29
Peak EAPM: 29
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 138, 31
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Iterations

Pulse Timeline

Final capture

watcher_finalRecorded resignation45m 48s16 event families38 chat signals07f0f16cd9c3

7/14/2026, 5:11:22 AM

winner CRAZY_ALLOWED

copper_head_road · 11 EAPM · score dark

Jim · 8 EAPM · score dark

Tobiwon · 15 EAPM · score dark

JakeTheSnake · 18 EAPM · score dark

YELLOWJACKET · 12 EAPM · score dark

nbotan · 12 EAPM · score dark

Netnogus · 28 EAPM · score dark

CRAZY_ALLOWED · 29 EAPM · score dark

Truth Boundary

Fog Of War

Live score snapshots are not present in the current watcher-live rows yet, so this page cannot show a true score lead during play.

HD surfaced the achievement shell for this replay, but the actual military, economy, technology, and society values stayed empty, so richer stat rails remain dark.

The final winner is already locked by a recorded resignation signal, even though HD never surfaced a full postgame scoreboard block for this replay.

Telemetry

Parse Signals

Settings

type: TurboRandom9
speed: fast
cheats: No
difficulty: easiest
lock teams: Yes
population limit: 500
map reveal choice: normal

Chat Preview

gamemessage12m 35s

i am very noob

gamemessage12m 39s

back me up

gamemessage12m 45s

gamemessage30m 17s

market

gamemessage33m 55s

market

Event Types

de_queuemoveorderbuildgather_pointdeleteresearchgamespecialsellbuystancede_attack_moveflareresignadd_waypoint

Key Events JSON

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Players JSON

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