Battle Archive

BAMBOO NOTHING - SCORPYON

copper_head_road vs POOPED IN MY PANTS PLAY AOE vs MEZ1692 vs Uber Hero vs jlann85 vs Computer vs Sanduiche de Cachorro vs Jim

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Battle archiveParse #1Recorded resignationWin by resignationfinal stats readyUpdated 7/14/2026, 5:10:15 AM

Live Duration

50m 15s

Pulse Window

Opening pulse

Event Families

Chat Signals

Parse Iterations

Recent Attempts

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Battle Matrix

Live Activity Lanes

This is the premium live read: who is more active, how the pulse is growing, which signals are lighting up, and where the fog still hides the battlefield.

21 event families tracked37 live chat signalsscores darkachievement shell only

Activity lane

copper_head_road

Britons1309 RM163, 39

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail15 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

15 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

POOPED IN MY PANTS PLAY AOE

Britons929 RM124, 212

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail14 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

14 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

MEZ1692

Vietnamese1389 RM22, 58

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail24 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

24 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Uber Hero

Indians1415 RM56, 175

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail16 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

16 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

jlann85

Turks1290 RM99, 36

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail19 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

19 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Computer

Khmer1198 RM200, 101

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail17 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

17 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Sanduiche de Cachorro

Malay1375 RM209, 162

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail19 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

19 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Jim

Portuguese1023 RM9, 122

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail9 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

9 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Spectator Mode

Pulse Board

Current winner signal

Sanduiche de Cachorro

Disconnect alarm

Quiet

Postgame visibility

Dark

Completed flag

Seen

Live scores

Fog of war

Achievement blocks

Shell only

The page is following the replay as a stream of watcher pulses. Right now it can confidently show duration growth, player identity, EAPM drift, event-family coverage, chat signals, and parser state. Final-style scoreboards only unlock once HD starts surfacing them or the closing replay lands.

Overview

Live Match Summary

Session Key: MP Replay v5.8 @2026.04.21 215617 (8).aoe2record
Live State: Battle archive
Current Winner Signal: Sanduiche de Cachorro
Victory Hint: Locked by recorded resignation
Map: BAMBOO NOTHING - SCORPYON
Map Size: large
Game Version: HD
Game Type: HD match (VER 9.4)
Duration: 50m 15s
Played On: 7/14/2026, 5:10:13 AM
Latest Pulse: 7/14/2026, 5:10:15 AM
Uploader: JimSteam linked
Lobby Name: Bamboo no seige civs
Match ID: c4e93fb3-dd28-834b-946d-6a5817e72878
Replay File: MP Replay v5.8 @2026.04.21 215617 (8).aoe2record
Replay Hash: bea6da5887477f57caac

Roster

Players

copper_head_road

trailing signal

Britons

Steam ID: 76561198378448332
RM Rating: 1309
DM Rating: 1632
Current EAPM: 15
Peak EAPM: 15
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 163, 39
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

POOPED IN MY PANTS PLAY AOE

winner signal

Britons

Steam ID: 76561198124467692
RM Rating: 929
DM Rating: 1243
Current EAPM: 14
Peak EAPM: 14
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 124, 212
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

MEZ1692

trailing signal

Vietnamese

Steam ID: 76561198335929095
RM Rating: 1389
DM Rating: 1585
Current EAPM: 24
Peak EAPM: 24
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 22, 58
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Uber Hero

winner signal

Indians

Steam ID: 76561198203607507
RM Rating: 1415
DM Rating: 1552
Current EAPM: 16
Peak EAPM: 16
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 56, 175
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

jlann85

trailing signal

Turks

Steam ID: 76561198105942599
RM Rating: 1290
DM Rating: 1607
Current EAPM: 19
Peak EAPM: 19
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 99, 36
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Computer

winner signal

Khmer

Steam ID: 76561197960475926
RM Rating: 1198
DM Rating: 1462
Current EAPM: 17
Peak EAPM: 17
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 200, 101
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Sanduiche de Cachorro

winner signal

Malay

Steam ID: 76561198126318053
RM Rating: 1375
DM Rating: 1609
Current EAPM: 19
Peak EAPM: 19
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 209, 162
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Jim

trailing signal

Portuguese

Steam ID: 76561198166409520
RM Rating: 1023
DM Rating: 1671
Current EAPM: 9
Peak EAPM: 9
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 9, 122
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Iterations

Pulse Timeline

Final capture

watcher_finalRecorded resignation50m 15s21 event families37 chat signalsbea6da588747

7/14/2026, 5:10:15 AM

winner Sanduiche de Cachorro

copper_head_road · 15 EAPM · score dark

POOPED IN MY PANTS PLAY AOE · 14 EAPM · score dark

MEZ1692 · 24 EAPM · score dark

Uber Hero · 16 EAPM · score dark

jlann85 · 19 EAPM · score dark

Computer · 17 EAPM · score dark

Sanduiche de Cachorro · 19 EAPM · score dark

Jim · 9 EAPM · score dark

Truth Boundary

Fog Of War

Live score snapshots are not present in the current watcher-live rows yet, so this page cannot show a true score lead during play.

HD surfaced the achievement shell for this replay, but the actual military, economy, technology, and society values stayed empty, so richer stat rails remain dark.

The final winner is already locked by a recorded resignation signal, even though HD never surfaced a full postgame scoreboard block for this replay.

Telemetry

Parse Signals

Settings

type: TurboRandom9
speed: fast
cheats: No
difficulty: easiest
lock teams: Yes
population limit: 500
map reveal choice: normal

Chat Preview

gamemessage50m 1s

never fails

gamemessage50m 1s

121

gamemessage50m 1s

233

gamemessage50m 1s

computer attacked, his ping skyrockets red and lags out game

Event Types

de_queuegather_pointbuildmoveorderresearchgamespecialdeletesellbuyformationstanceadd_waypointflarestoppatroltown_bellback_to_workwallresign

Key Events JSON

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