Battle Archive

Water Prison HD b7-5vills

Grumpy9ete vs Britney Spears ♫ vs NOSKILL vs ashtomyam vs wife let me play vs Jim

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Battle archiveParse #1Recorded resignationWin by resignationfinal stats readyUpdated 7/14/2026, 4:10:23 AM

Live Duration

1h 6m 40s

Pulse Window

Opening pulse

Event Families

Chat Signals

Parse Iterations

Recent Attempts

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Battle Matrix

Live Activity Lanes

This is the premium live read: who is more active, how the pulse is growing, which signals are lighting up, and where the fog still hides the battlefield.

21 event families tracked15 live chat signalsscores darkachievement shell only

Activity lane

Grumpy9ete

Saracens1402 RM148, 46

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail19 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

19 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Britney Spears ♫

Byzantines1185 RM190, 100

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail11 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

11 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

NOSKILL

Spanish1357 RM64, 26

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail9 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

9 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

ashtomyam

Saracens1556 RM40, 126

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail20 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

20 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

wife let me play

Byzantines1538 RM174, 204

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail15 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

15 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Jim

Malay1018 RM88, 228

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail7 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

7 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Spectator Mode

Pulse Board

Current winner signal

NOSKILL

Disconnect alarm

Quiet

Postgame visibility

Dark

Completed flag

Seen

Live scores

Fog of war

Achievement blocks

Shell only

The page is following the replay as a stream of watcher pulses. Right now it can confidently show duration growth, player identity, EAPM drift, event-family coverage, chat signals, and parser state. Final-style scoreboards only unlock once HD starts surfacing them or the closing replay lands.

Overview

Live Match Summary

Session Key: MP Replay v5.8 @2026.01.03 183558 (6).aoe2record
Live State: Battle archive
Current Winner Signal: NOSKILL
Victory Hint: Locked by recorded resignation
Map: Water Prison HD b7-5vills
Map Size: giant
Game Version: HD
Game Type: HD match (VER 9.4)
Duration: 1h 6m 40s
Played On: 7/14/2026, 4:10:20 AM
Latest Pulse: 7/14/2026, 4:10:23 AM
Uploader: JimSteam linked
Lobby Name: WATER PRISON no porto +1
Match ID: 5caf0960-eb07-654f-b6ec-727688f6ad0f
Replay File: MP Replay v5.8 @2026.01.03 183558 (6).aoe2record
Replay Hash: 49169f95d9916a4118a9

Roster

Players

Grumpy9ete

winner signal

Saracens

Steam ID: 76561198838566513
RM Rating: 1402
DM Rating: 1573
Current EAPM: 19
Peak EAPM: 19
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 148, 46
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Britney Spears ♫

winner signal

Byzantines

Steam ID: 76561198352710341
RM Rating: 1185
DM Rating: 1615
Current EAPM: 11
Peak EAPM: 11
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 190, 100
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

NOSKILL

winner signal

Spanish

Steam ID: 76561199048939131
RM Rating: 1357
DM Rating: 1596
Current EAPM: 9
Peak EAPM: 9
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 64, 26
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

ashtomyam

trailing signal

Saracens

Steam ID: 76561199049221518
RM Rating: 1556
DM Rating: 1524
Current EAPM: 20
Peak EAPM: 20
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 40, 126
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

wife let me play

trailing signal

Byzantines

Steam ID: 76561198315043906
RM Rating: 1538
DM Rating: 1693
Current EAPM: 15
Peak EAPM: 15
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 174, 204
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Jim

trailing signal

Malay

Steam ID: 76561198166409520
RM Rating: 1018
DM Rating: 1685
Current EAPM: 7
Peak EAPM: 7
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 88, 228
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Iterations

Pulse Timeline

Final capture

watcher_finalRecorded resignation1h 6m 40s21 event families15 chat signals49169f95d991

7/14/2026, 4:10:23 AM

winner NOSKILL

Grumpy9ete · 19 EAPM · score dark

Britney Spears ♫ · 11 EAPM · score dark

NOSKILL · 9 EAPM · score dark

ashtomyam · 20 EAPM · score dark

wife let me play · 15 EAPM · score dark

Jim · 7 EAPM · score dark

Truth Boundary

Fog Of War

Live score snapshots are not present in the current watcher-live rows yet, so this page cannot show a true score lead during play.

HD surfaced the achievement shell for this replay, but the actual military, economy, technology, and society values stayed empty, so richer stat rails remain dark.

The final winner is already locked by a recorded resignation signal, even though HD never surfaced a full postgame scoreboard block for this replay.

Telemetry

Parse Signals

Settings

type: TurboRandom9
speed: fast
cheats: No
difficulty: easiest
lock teams: Yes
population limit: 400
map reveal choice: normal

Chat Preview

gamemessage57m 47s

gamemessage1h 4m 42s

gamemessage1h 4m 45s

man losing all night because unbalanced teams

gamemessage1h 4m 54s

gamemessage1h 6m 24s

Event Types

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Key Events JSON

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Map JSON

{
  "name": "Water Prison HD b7-5vills",
  "size": "giant"
}

Trail

Parse Attempts

MP Replay v5.8 @2026.01.03 183558 (6).aoe2record

Replay final refreshed with clearer completion metadata.

duplicate final refreshed

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7/14/2026, 4:10:23 AM

MP Replay v5.8 @2026.01.03 183558 (6).aoe2record

Replay parsed and stored

Stored

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7/8/2026, 12:44:01 AM

Battle Archive

Battle Archive

Water Prison HD b7-5vills

Live Activity Lanes

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Players

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Fog Of War

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