Battle Archive

Bamboo_Nothing_v2_NoWater

JPKBARTENDER vs [BDB]Pigman vs IlVigliacco vs Jim vs copper_head_road vs Dead_Man_Walking vs koro_logo vs Q

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Battle archiveParse #1Recorded resignationWin by resignationfinal stats readyUpdated 7/14/2026, 3:15:45 AM

Live Duration

1h 9m 10s

Pulse Window

Opening pulse

Event Families

Chat Signals

Parse Iterations

Recent Attempts

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Battle Matrix

Live Activity Lanes

This is the premium live read: who is more active, how the pulse is growing, which signals are lighting up, and where the fog still hides the battlefield.

24 event families tracked29 live chat signalsscores darkachievement shell only

Activity lane

JPKBARTENDER

Celts1248 RM41, 114

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail31 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

31 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

[BDB]Pigman

Celts1315 RM26, 185

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail26 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

26 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

IlVigliacco

Teutons1503 RM212, 124

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail22 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

22 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Jim

Burmese916 RM121, 17

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail11 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

11 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

copper_head_road

Celts1349 RM183, 219

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail13 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

13 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Dead_Man_Walking

Celts1190 RM119, 191

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail30 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

30 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

koro_logo

Celts1298 RM221, 52

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail22 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

22 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Celts1416 RM56, 40

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail18 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

18 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Spectator Mode

Pulse Board

Current winner signal

Disconnect alarm

Quiet

Postgame visibility

Dark

Completed flag

Seen

Live scores

Fog of war

Achievement blocks

Shell only

The page is following the replay as a stream of watcher pulses. Right now it can confidently show duration growth, player identity, EAPM drift, event-family coverage, chat signals, and parser state. Final-style scoreboards only unlock once HD starts surfacing them or the closing replay lands.

Overview

Live Match Summary

Session Key: MP Replay v5.8 @2025.10.21 225435 (4).aoe2record
Live State: Battle archive
Current Winner Signal: Q
Victory Hint: Locked by recorded resignation
Map: Bamboo_Nothing_v2_NoWater
Map Size: giant
Game Version: HD
Game Type: HD match (VER 9.4)
Duration: 1h 9m 10s
Played On: 7/14/2026, 3:15:43 AM
Latest Pulse: 7/14/2026, 3:15:45 AM
Uploader: JimSteam linked
Lobby Name: Bamboo/Turbo
Match ID: f16295a5-dc29-1e49-b77e-db9eb537f8aa
Replay File: MP Replay v5.8 @2025.10.21 225435 (4).aoe2record
Replay Hash: e1cae77bb0077fac0fc7

Roster

Players

JPKBARTENDER

winner signal

Celts

Steam ID: 76561198009273916
RM Rating: 1248
DM Rating: 1568
Current EAPM: 31
Peak EAPM: 31
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 41, 114
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

[BDB]Pigman

winner signal

Celts

Steam ID: 76561198801484390
RM Rating: 1315
DM Rating: 1464
Current EAPM: 26
Peak EAPM: 26
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 26, 185
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

IlVigliacco

trailing signal

Teutons

Steam ID: 76561198101948688
RM Rating: 1503
DM Rating: 1601
Current EAPM: 22
Peak EAPM: 22
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 212, 124
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Jim

trailing signal

Burmese

Steam ID: 76561198166409520
RM Rating: 916
DM Rating: 1690
Current EAPM: 11
Peak EAPM: 11
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 121, 17
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

copper_head_road

trailing signal

Celts

Steam ID: 76561198378448332
RM Rating: 1349
DM Rating: 1632
Current EAPM: 13
Peak EAPM: 13
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 183, 219
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Dead_Man_Walking

winner signal

Celts

Steam ID: 76561198384783134
RM Rating: 1190
DM Rating: 1657
Current EAPM: 30
Peak EAPM: 30
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 119, 191
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

koro_logo

trailing signal

Celts

Steam ID: 76561198799085476
RM Rating: 1298
DM Rating: 1600
Current EAPM: 22
Peak EAPM: 22
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 221, 52
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

winner signal

Celts

Steam ID: 76561199445434813
RM Rating: 1416
DM Rating: 1600
Current EAPM: 18
Peak EAPM: 18
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 56, 40
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Iterations

Pulse Timeline

Final capture

watcher_finalRecorded resignation1h 9m 10s24 event families29 chat signalse1cae77bb007

7/14/2026, 3:15:45 AM

winner Q

JPKBARTENDER · 31 EAPM · score dark

[BDB]Pigman · 26 EAPM · score dark

IlVigliacco · 22 EAPM · score dark

Jim · 11 EAPM · score dark

copper_head_road · 13 EAPM · score dark

Dead_Man_Walking · 30 EAPM · score dark

koro_logo · 22 EAPM · score dark

Q · 18 EAPM · score dark

Truth Boundary

Fog Of War

Live score snapshots are not present in the current watcher-live rows yet, so this page cannot show a true score lead during play.

HD surfaced the achievement shell for this replay, but the actual military, economy, technology, and society values stayed empty, so richer stat rails remain dark.

The final winner is already locked by a recorded resignation signal, even though HD never surfaced a full postgame scoreboard block for this replay.

Telemetry

Parse Signals

Settings

type: TurboRandom9
speed: fast
cheats: No
difficulty: standard
lock teams: Yes
population limit: 500
map reveal choice: normal

Chat Preview

gamemessage1h 8m 19s

gamemessage1h 8m 27s

gg Jim

gamemessage1h 8m 47s

gamemessage1h 8m 54s

gamemessage1h 8m 56s

gg wp

Event Types

de_queuemovebuildordergather_pointtown_bellresearchdeletegamespecialsellbuyungarrisonstopstanceflareformationde_attack_moveadd_waypointrepairwalltributepatrolresign

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Map JSON

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}

Trail

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MP Replay v5.8 @2025.10.21 225435 (4).aoe2record

Replay final refreshed with clearer completion metadata.

duplicate final refreshed

watcher_finalwatchere1cae77bb007

7/14/2026, 3:15:45 AM

MP Replay v5.8 @2025.10.21 225435 (4).aoe2record

Watcher final replay could not be binary-parsed, so the upload proof was preserved without fabricated match stats.

unparsed final stored

watcher_finalwatchere1cae77bb007

7/8/2026, 12:14:51 AM

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