Battle Archive

FOREST PRISON FUCKERY

Jim vs copper_head_road vs robisontransport3500 vs luisaucedox23 vs Q vs 31

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Battle archiveParse #1Recorded resignationWin by resignationfinal stats readyUpdated 7/14/2026, 2:18:11 AM

Live Duration

26m 3s

Pulse Window

Opening pulse

Event Families

Chat Signals

Parse Iterations

Recent Attempts

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Battle Matrix

Live Activity Lanes

This is the premium live read: who is more active, how the pulse is growing, which signals are lighting up, and where the fog still hides the battlefield.

14 event families tracked32 live chat signalsscores darkachievement shell only

Activity lane

Jim

Franks1015 RM122, 139

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail7 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

7 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

copper_head_road

Celts1340 RM98, 134

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail8 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

8 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

robisontransport3500

Portuguese1107 RM134, 96

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail5 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

5 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

luisaucedox23

Khmer1562 RM97, 113

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail7 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

7 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Incas1402 RM140, 128

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail11 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

11 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Celts1413 RM115, 96

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail9 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

9 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Spectator Mode

Pulse Board

Current winner signal

Disconnect alarm

Quiet

Postgame visibility

Dark

Completed flag

Seen

Live scores

Fog of war

Achievement blocks

Shell only

The page is following the replay as a stream of watcher pulses. Right now it can confidently show duration growth, player identity, EAPM drift, event-family coverage, chat signals, and parser state. Final-style scoreboards only unlock once HD starts surfacing them or the closing replay lands.

Overview

Live Match Summary

Session Key: MP Replay v5.8 @2025.07.05 214943 (1).aoe2record
Live State: Battle archive
Current Winner Signal: Q
Victory Hint: Locked by recorded resignation
Map: FOREST PRISON FUCKERY
Map Size: giant
Game Version: HD
Game Type: HD match (VER 9.4)
Duration: 26m 3s
Played On: 7/14/2026, 2:18:09 AM
Latest Pulse: 7/14/2026, 2:18:11 AM
Uploader: JimSteam linked
Lobby Name: Forest Prison Fuckery
Match ID: 5eebe58d-cd9b-3144-8f6a-046d49d70845
Replay File: MP Replay v5.8 @2025.07.05 214943 (1).aoe2record
Replay Hash: 9fa6cad535d246d9b6d6

Roster

Players

Jim

winner signal

Franks

Steam ID: 76561198166409520
RM Rating: 1015
DM Rating: 1693
Current EAPM: 7
Peak EAPM: 7
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 122, 139
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

copper_head_road

winner signal

Celts

Steam ID: 76561198378448332
RM Rating: 1340
DM Rating: 1632
Current EAPM: 8
Peak EAPM: 8
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 98, 134
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

robisontransport3500

trailing signal

Portuguese

Steam ID: 76561198800917804
RM Rating: 1107
DM Rating: 1577
Current EAPM: 5
Peak EAPM: 5
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 134, 96
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

luisaucedox23

trailing signal

Khmer

Steam ID: 76561199769422340
RM Rating: 1562
DM Rating: 1600
Current EAPM: 7
Peak EAPM: 7
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 97, 113
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

winner signal

Incas

Steam ID: 76561199445434813
RM Rating: 1402
DM Rating: 1600
Current EAPM: 11
Peak EAPM: 11
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 140, 128
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

trailing signal

Celts

Steam ID: 76561198018100692
RM Rating: 1413
DM Rating: 1614
Current EAPM: 9
Peak EAPM: 9
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 115, 96
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Iterations

Pulse Timeline

Final capture

watcher_finalRecorded resignation26m 3s14 event families32 chat signals9fa6cad535d2

7/14/2026, 2:18:11 AM

winner Q

Jim · 7 EAPM · score dark

copper_head_road · 8 EAPM · score dark

robisontransport3500 · 5 EAPM · score dark

luisaucedox23 · 7 EAPM · score dark

Q · 11 EAPM · score dark

31 · 9 EAPM · score dark

Truth Boundary

Fog Of War

Live score snapshots are not present in the current watcher-live rows yet, so this page cannot show a true score lead during play.

HD surfaced the achievement shell for this replay, but the actual military, economy, technology, and society values stayed empty, so richer stat rails remain dark.

The final winner is already locked by a recorded resignation signal, even though HD never surfaced a full postgame scoreboard block for this replay.

Telemetry

Parse Signals

Settings

type: TurboRandom9
speed: fast
cheats: No
difficulty: hardest
lock teams: Yes
population limit: 500
map reveal choice: normal

Chat Preview

gamemessage21m 57s

ya this is gay as balls have fun yall

gamemessage22m 6s

allurs

gamemessage22m 16s

gamemessage25m 15s

well

gamemessage25m 53s

Event Types

de_queueordermovebuildgather_pointdeleteresearchgameflaresellbuyspecialungarrisonresign

Key Events JSON

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Map JSON

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}

Trail

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Battle Archive

Battle Archive

FOREST PRISON FUCKERY

Live Activity Lanes

Pulse Board

Live Match Summary

Players

Pulse Timeline

Fog Of War

Parse Signals

Parse Attempts

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