Battle Archive

Bamboo_Nothing_v2_NoWater

Hip_Shaker vs Artefact vs Jim vs langsamer vs Yo$man vs grumpy9ete vs Britney Spears ♫ vs fang

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Battle archiveParse #1Recorded resignationWin by resignationfinal stats readyUpdated 7/14/2026, 1:19:39 AM

Live Duration

1h 46m 51s

Pulse Window

Opening pulse

Event Families

Chat Signals

Parse Iterations

Recent Attempts

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Battle Matrix

Live Activity Lanes

This is the premium live read: who is more active, how the pulse is growing, which signals are lighting up, and where the fog still hides the battlefield.

25 event families tracked20 live chat signalsscores darkachievement shell only

Activity lane

Hip_Shaker

Khmer1357 RM44, 161

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail20 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

20 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Artefact

Persians1163 RM149, 33

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail18 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

18 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Jim

Portuguese1085 RM91, 193

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail9 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

9 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

langsamer

Huns1638 RM201, 151

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail27 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

27 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Yo$man

Persians1352 RM157, 191

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail14 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

14 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

grumpy9ete

Goths1378 RM192, 82

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail17 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

17 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

Britney Spears ♫

Khmer1222 RM38, 93

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail18 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

18 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Activity lane

fang

Huns1150 RM84, 20

Current EAPM

Flat from opening

Live activity rail25 peak EAPM

Opening

Peak

Coverage

1/1

Score

Fog

Pulse strip1 pulses

25 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.

Spectator Mode

Pulse Board

Current winner signal

Yo$man

Disconnect alarm

Quiet

Postgame visibility

Dark

Completed flag

Seen

Live scores

Fog of war

Achievement blocks

Shell only

The page is following the replay as a stream of watcher pulses. Right now it can confidently show duration growth, player identity, EAPM drift, event-family coverage, chat signals, and parser state. Final-style scoreboards only unlock once HD starts surfacing them or the closing replay lands.

Overview

Live Match Summary

Session Key: MP Replay v5.8 @2025.01.28 182329 (3).aoe2record
Live State: Battle archive
Current Winner Signal: Yo$man
Victory Hint: Locked by recorded resignation
Map: Bamboo_Nothing_v2_NoWater
Map Size: giant
Game Version: HD
Game Type: HD match (VER 9.4)
Duration: 1h 46m 51s
Played On: 7/14/2026, 1:19:37 AM
Latest Pulse: 7/14/2026, 1:19:39 AM
Uploader: JimSteam linked
Lobby Name: BAMBOO NOTHING // no siege onagers civ
Match ID: f467958d-cfef-3d4d-b812-874fb9a0ecff
Replay File: MP Replay v5.8 @2025.01.28 182329 (3).aoe2record
Replay Hash: 3b9fe9814a1f0e0d6ffb

Roster

Players

Hip_Shaker

winner signal

Khmer

Steam ID: 76561198885610642
RM Rating: 1357
DM Rating: 1619
Current EAPM: 20
Peak EAPM: 20
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 44, 161
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Artefact

trailing signal

Persians

Steam ID: 76561198907120225
RM Rating: 1163
DM Rating: 1615
Current EAPM: 18
Peak EAPM: 18
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 149, 33
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Jim

winner signal

Portuguese

Steam ID: 76561198166409520
RM Rating: 1085
DM Rating: 1697
Current EAPM: 9
Peak EAPM: 9
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 91, 193
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

langsamer

winner signal

Huns

Steam ID: 76561198124665981
RM Rating: 1638
DM Rating: 1562
Current EAPM: 27
Peak EAPM: 27
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 201, 151
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Yo$man

winner signal

Persians

Steam ID: 76561198124349731
RM Rating: 1352
DM Rating: 1600
Current EAPM: 14
Peak EAPM: 14
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 157, 191
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

grumpy9ete

trailing signal

Goths

Steam ID: 76561198838566513
RM Rating: 1378
DM Rating: 1578
Current EAPM: 17
Peak EAPM: 17
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 192, 82
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Britney Spears ♫

trailing signal

Khmer

Steam ID: 76561198352710341
RM Rating: 1222
DM Rating: 1620
Current EAPM: 18
Peak EAPM: 18
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 38, 93
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

fang

trailing signal

Huns

Steam ID: 76561198437972156
RM Rating: 1150
DM Rating: 1179
Current EAPM: 25
Peak EAPM: 25
EAPM Delta: Flat
Starting Position: 84, 20
Pulse Coverage: 1/1 pulses
Live Score: Fog of war

Iterations

Pulse Timeline

Final capture

watcher_finalRecorded resignation1h 46m 51s25 event families20 chat signals3b9fe9814a1f

7/14/2026, 1:19:39 AM

winner Yo$man

Hip_Shaker · 20 EAPM · score dark

Artefact · 18 EAPM · score dark

Jim · 9 EAPM · score dark

langsamer · 27 EAPM · score dark

Yo$man · 14 EAPM · score dark

grumpy9ete · 17 EAPM · score dark

Britney Spears ♫ · 18 EAPM · score dark

fang · 25 EAPM · score dark

Truth Boundary

Fog Of War

Live score snapshots are not present in the current watcher-live rows yet, so this page cannot show a true score lead during play.

HD surfaced the achievement shell for this replay, but the actual military, economy, technology, and society values stayed empty, so richer stat rails remain dark.

The final winner is already locked by a recorded resignation signal, even though HD never surfaced a full postgame scoreboard block for this replay.

Telemetry

Parse Signals

Settings

type: TurboRandom9
speed: fast
cheats: No
difficulty: easiest
lock teams: Yes
population limit: 500
map reveal choice: normal

Chat Preview

gamemessage1h 35m 16s

gamemessage1h 35m 23s

gamemessage1h 36m 21s

move

Event Types

de_queuegather_pointmovebuildorderdeletegamespecialresearchsellbuyungarrisonflareformationpatroladd_waypointattack_groundde_attack_movetown_bellstancerepairtributehd_unknown_34resignguard

Key Events JSON

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Map JSON

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}

Trail

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Battle Archive

Battle Archive

Bamboo_Nothing_v2_NoWater

Live Activity Lanes

Pulse Board

Live Match Summary

Players

Pulse Timeline

Fog Of War

Parse Signals

Parse Attempts

War room

WOLO rails

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