Battle Archive

BAMBOO NOTHING - SCORPYON

copper_head_road vs BlitzCraig vs Jim vs JPKBARTENDER vs King Kurt vs [BDB]Pigman vs Citizen FOUR vs Half Cigarette...!!!

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Battle archiveParse #1Recorded resignationWin by resignationfinal stats readyUpdated 7/14/2026, 1:14:39 AM
Live Duration
1h 2m 4s
Pulse Window
Opening pulse
Event Families
23
Chat Signals
94
Parse Iterations
1
Recent Attempts
2
Battle Matrix

Live Activity Lanes

This is the premium live read: who is more active, how the pulse is growing, which signals are lighting up, and where the fog still hides the battlefield.

23 event families tracked94 live chat signalsscores darkachievement shell only
Activity lane
copper_head_road
Celts1322 RM8, 157
Current EAPM
14
Flat from opening
Live activity rail14 peak EAPM
Opening
14
Peak
14
Coverage
1/1
Score
Fog
Pulse strip1 pulses
#1
14
14 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.
Activity lane
BlitzCraig
Ethiopians1408 RM161, 207
Current EAPM
16
Flat from opening
Live activity rail16 peak EAPM
Opening
16
Peak
16
Coverage
1/1
Score
Fog
Pulse strip1 pulses
#1
16
16 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.
Activity lane
Jim
Slavs1027 RM63, 17
Current EAPM
10
Flat from opening
Live activity rail10 peak EAPM
Opening
10
Peak
10
Coverage
1/1
Score
Fog
Pulse strip1 pulses
#1
10
10 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.
Activity lane
JPKBARTENDER
Celts1277 RM198, 123
Current EAPM
18
Flat from opening
Live activity rail18 peak EAPM
Opening
18
Peak
18
Coverage
1/1
Score
Fog
Pulse strip1 pulses
#1
18
18 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.
Activity lane
King Kurt
Mongols1592 RM127, 5
Current EAPM
18
Flat from opening
Live activity rail18 peak EAPM
Opening
18
Peak
18
Coverage
1/1
Score
Fog
Pulse strip1 pulses
#1
18
18 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.
Activity lane
[BDB]Pigman
Celts1407 RM206, 63
Current EAPM
20
Flat from opening
Live activity rail20 peak EAPM
Opening
20
Peak
20
Coverage
1/1
Score
Fog
Pulse strip1 pulses
#1
20
20 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.
Activity lane
Citizen FOUR
Byzantines1548 RM98, 182
Current EAPM
8
Flat from opening
Live activity rail8 peak EAPM
Opening
8
Peak
8
Coverage
1/1
Score
Fog
Pulse strip1 pulses
#1
8
8 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.
Activity lane
Half Cigarette...!!!
Celts1511 RM33, 97
Current EAPM
37
Flat from opening
Live activity rail37 peak EAPM
Opening
37
Peak
37
Coverage
1/1
Score
Fog
Pulse strip1 pulses
#1
37
37 EAPM right now, holding steady from the opening pulse.
Spectator Mode

Pulse Board

Current winner signal
Half Cigarette...!!!
Disconnect alarm
Quiet
Postgame visibility
Dark
Completed flag
Seen
Live scores
Fog of war
Achievement blocks
Shell only
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Overview

Live Match Summary

Session Key
MP Replay v5.8 @2025.01.12 225527 (3).aoe2record
Live State
Battle archive
Current Winner Signal
Half Cigarette...!!!
Victory Hint
Locked by recorded resignation
Map
BAMBOO NOTHING - SCORPYON
Map Size
large
Game Version
HD
Game Type
HD match (VER 9.4)
Duration
1h 2m 4s
Played On
7/14/2026, 1:14:37 AM
Latest Pulse
7/14/2026, 1:14:39 AM
Uploader
JimSteam linked
Lobby Name
Bambooo
Match ID
b9bcea55-f5dc-3147-8ea5-2596efd832d2
Replay File
MP Replay v5.8 @2025.01.12 225527 (3).aoe2record
Replay Hash
1ea20ac8cba5e1a2badd
Roster

Players

copper_head_road
trailing signal
Celts
Steam ID
76561198378448332
RM Rating
1322
DM Rating
1632
Current EAPM
14
Peak EAPM
14
EAPM Delta
Flat
Starting Position
8, 157
Pulse Coverage
1/1 pulses
Live Score
Fog of war
BlitzCraig
trailing signal
Ethiopians
Steam ID
76561198088911854
RM Rating
1408
DM Rating
1606
Current EAPM
16
Peak EAPM
16
EAPM Delta
Flat
Starting Position
161, 207
Pulse Coverage
1/1 pulses
Live Score
Fog of war
Jim
winner signal
Slavs
Steam ID
76561198166409520
RM Rating
1027
DM Rating
1697
Current EAPM
10
Peak EAPM
10
EAPM Delta
Flat
Starting Position
63, 17
Pulse Coverage
1/1 pulses
Live Score
Fog of war
JPKBARTENDER
trailing signal
Celts
Steam ID
76561198009273916
RM Rating
1277
DM Rating
1568
Current EAPM
18
Peak EAPM
18
EAPM Delta
Flat
Starting Position
198, 123
Pulse Coverage
1/1 pulses
Live Score
Fog of war
King Kurt
winner signal
Mongols
Steam ID
76561198140270044
RM Rating
1592
DM Rating
1617
Current EAPM
18
Peak EAPM
18
EAPM Delta
Flat
Starting Position
127, 5
Pulse Coverage
1/1 pulses
Live Score
Fog of war
[BDB]Pigman
winner signal
Celts
Steam ID
76561198801484390
RM Rating
1407
DM Rating
1472
Current EAPM
20
Peak EAPM
20
EAPM Delta
Flat
Starting Position
206, 63
Pulse Coverage
1/1 pulses
Live Score
Fog of war
Citizen FOUR
trailing signal
Byzantines
Steam ID
76561197999510430
RM Rating
1548
DM Rating
1588
Current EAPM
8
Peak EAPM
8
EAPM Delta
Flat
Starting Position
98, 182
Pulse Coverage
1/1 pulses
Live Score
Fog of war
Half Cigarette...!!!
winner signal
Celts
Steam ID
76561198352976868
RM Rating
1511
DM Rating
1580
Current EAPM
37
Peak EAPM
37
EAPM Delta
Flat
Starting Position
33, 97
Pulse Coverage
1/1 pulses
Live Score
Fog of war
Iterations

Pulse Timeline

Final capture
watcher_finalRecorded resignation1h 2m 4s23 event families94 chat signals1ea20ac8cba5
7/14/2026, 1:14:39 AM
winner Half Cigarette...!!!
copper_head_road · 14 EAPM · score dark
BlitzCraig · 16 EAPM · score dark
Jim · 10 EAPM · score dark
JPKBARTENDER · 18 EAPM · score dark
King Kurt · 18 EAPM · score dark
[BDB]Pigman · 20 EAPM · score dark
Citizen FOUR · 8 EAPM · score dark
Half Cigarette...!!! · 37 EAPM · score dark
Truth Boundary

Fog Of War

Live score snapshots are not present in the current watcher-live rows yet, so this page cannot show a true score lead during play.
HD surfaced the achievement shell for this replay, but the actual military, economy, technology, and society values stayed empty, so richer stat rails remain dark.
The final winner is already locked by a recorded resignation signal, even though HD never surfaced a full postgame scoreboard block for this replay.
Telemetry

Parse Signals

Settings
type
TurboRandom9
speed
fast
cheats
No
difficulty
easiest
lock teams
Yes
population limit
500
map reveal choice
normal
Chat Preview
gamemessage52m 46s
how you lose your sock?
gamemessage52m 46s
find that sock!!!
gamemessage52m 46s
trying to play and get naked
gamemessage52m 46s
at same time
gamemessage53m 0s
not as easy as you think
Event Types
de_queuemovebuildgather_pointorderdeleteresearchtown_bellspecialgamesellback_to_workbuystopungarrisonflareattack_groundformationstanceadd_waypointde_attack_movepatrolresign
Key Events JSON
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  "completed": true,
  "chat_count": 94,
  "has_scores": false,
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      "type": "message",
      "message": "how you lose your sock?",
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      "origination": "game",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": 3166
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    },
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      "type": "message",
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      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 1,
      "message": "brb piss",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 6,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 2,
      "message": "me",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 3,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 3,
      "message": "br",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 3,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 4,
      "message": "ears were burning",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 5,
      "message": "don't get it on your shoe",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 1,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 6,
      "message": "1",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 1,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 7,
      "message": "dont forget to put up the seat either! 1",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 8,
      "message": "brb one more time thirst",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 4,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 9,
      "message": "Citizen do you know the map",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 1,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 10,
      "message": "nop",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 7,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 11,
      "message": "cigarette whats up mat",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 12,
      "message": "kick me or teach m",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 7,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 13,
      "message": "players 7 and 8 split team",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 1,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 14,
      "message": "cigarette is goo",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 15,
      "message": "he should not split with the noo",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 16,
      "message": "probably split jim and citize",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 2,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 17,
      "message": null,
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 18,
      "message": "citizen you are locked in tree",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 2,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 19,
      "message": "there is re",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 2,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 20,
      "message": "but you have to cut to i",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 2,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 21,
      "message": "open pocket",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 22,
      "message": "you want a SO ci",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 2,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 23,
      "message": "you know how to play the game at least",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 4,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 24,
      "message": "with gold or ston",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 25,
      "message": "most likel",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 2,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 26,
      "message": "or berrie",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 27,
      "message": "oh i have played once... got i",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 7,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 28,
      "message": "citizen go team",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 2,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 29,
      "message": "played the game once or the map onc",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 4,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 30,
      "message": "map lol",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 7,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 31,
      "message": "oh o",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 4,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 32,
      "message": "but why is everyone celt",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 7,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 33,
      "message": "you shuold pick ci",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 8,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 34,
      "message": "bonus choppin",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 1,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 35,
      "message": "really tanky seig",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 2,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 36,
      "message": "and bonus chopping",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 2,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 37,
      "message": "celts are very strong",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 38,
      "message": "seige is strong",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 8,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 39,
      "message": "its primarily a seige game",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 40,
      "message": "they get bons Hp on seige",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 41,
      "message": "bonus",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 42,
      "message": "byz have cannons",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 43,
      "message": "cigarette is knock knock",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 3,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 44,
      "message": "pick ethiopians",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 4,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 45,
      "message": "if u want cannons",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 4,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 46,
      "message": "byz are not bad",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 47,
      "message": "dont have as much range",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 2,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 48,
      "message": "etho is better than bazan",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 8,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 49,
      "message": "korea or ehtiopia best cannon civs tho",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 50,
      "message": "1",
      "audience": "all",
      "origination": "lobby",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": null
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 51,
      "message": "jim cut please",
      "audience": "team",
      "origination": "game",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": 1929
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 52,
      "message": "MARKET",
      "audience": "team",
      "origination": "game",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": 2146
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 53,
      "message": "PLEASE",
      "audience": "team",
      "origination": "game",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": 2149
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 54,
      "message": "ASAP",
      "audience": "team",
      "origination": "game",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": 2154
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 55,
      "message": "can move it later",
      "audience": "team",
      "origination": "game",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": 2164
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 56,
      "message": "since noe one will build a FUCN+KING MARLET",
      "audience": "team",
      "origination": "game",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": 2563
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 57,
      "message": "MARKET",
      "audience": "team",
      "origination": "game",
      "player_number": 5,
      "timestamp_seconds": 2567
    },
    {
      "type": "message",
      "line_no": 58,
      "message": "these teams are wqorse then last night",
      "audience": "team",
      "origination": "game",
      "player_number": 4,
      "timestamp_seconds": 2681
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